Cracker Sex

Commonly known as pedophilia or beastiality.

Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.

Cracker Sex by Mehsda June 16, 2024

Cracker-Sexual 

An African American male who finds overweight white women sexually desirable.

"Yo did to see tyrone? No man, you know that kids a Cracker-Sexual, hes probably slammin some fatty again"

Cracker-Sexual by KindSir August 14, 2008

After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."

"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"

After Sex Crackers by Joebama Biden June 26, 2021

crackerexic 

used to describe when a person, usually a woman ... is skinny/thin clearly from the use of drugs.

Not to be confused with naturally thin women.

"Hey Jimmy check out that crackerexic bitch over there, go over and give her a poptart - tell her it's food."

crackerexic by jamie_ledge December 29, 2009

Crackersecond

The time it takes a white person to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5X faster than the speed of light.

White Man: There’s a green bean casserole over there

White Man 2: I’ll be over there in a crackersecond

Crackersecond by Goober1500 February 18, 2023

Crackersecond

The time it takes a white person also known as a cracker to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5 times faster than the speed of light.

White Person 1: Hey there’s a green bean casserole at the party.

White Person 2: Damn I’ll be there in a Crackersecond

Crackersecond by Goober1500 February 18, 2023