A man who is very generous, patient and kind, has a great sens of humour, and is always calm no matter the situation. He is very passionate and deep, but he does not show all his cards at once.
person 1: wow I never knew François had that trick up his sleeve, I guess he is not as innocent as I though he was.
person2: it kinda turns me on...
person 1: .... okay
person2: it kinda turns me on...
person 1: .... okay
by Nightfaze February 03, 2010
by FourierSeriesisNext February 04, 2023
François Hollande, the new French President.
In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.
Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...
But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...
Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.
Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...
But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...
Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
by Jacques Cheminade November 10, 2013
It's a man with an awesomely large penis that love to fuck with hot chicks on a daily baisis. He is always ready to pull his dick out if needed because he is proud of his 12 inch engine. Fucks maxime on a daily basis too.
Maxime : Wow it's big you must be François-Alexandre.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.
Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.
Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.
by dickhead777777 January 11, 2016
by 17238284 May 26, 2021
A François Nicolas is extremely rare to find. He appears most of the time right after sunset. You will know it’s a François Nicolas as he is always wearing all black outfits. Don’t be surprised if he offers you straight something called « a shot of bienvenue ». Its his way to say he likes you. He is awesome but mostly handsome with the best glasses and smile in the room. He will always be a good friend to you. He doesn’t like karaoke but will always plug the computer for you to have fun. Just be careful if he tries to sell you something, he always wins.
Sometimes, this term is also used for guys doing very bad jokes, but in the end will always make you laugh.
Sometimes, this term is also used for guys doing very bad jokes, but in the end will always make you laugh.
by Claraflag December 17, 2021