Definitions by Goober1500
Crackersecond
The time it takes a white person also known as a cracker to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5 times faster than the speed of light.
White Person 1: Hey there’s a green bean casserole at the party.
White Person 2: Damn I’ll be there in a Crackersecond
White Person 2: Damn I’ll be there in a Crackersecond
Crackersecond by Goober1500 February 18, 2023
Crackersecond
The time it takes a white person to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5X faster than the speed of light.
White Man: There’s a green bean casserole over there
White Man 2: I’ll be over there in a crackersecond
White Man 2: I’ll be over there in a crackersecond
Crackersecond by Goober1500 February 18, 2023