crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

crabtastrophe

When a crab or another creature with claws pinches the tip of a male genitalia.

"OW shit! That crab just cased me a crabtastrophe!"

by TTV_Creampie March 17, 2023