Crapgasim

The instant feeling of euphoria one experiences during and immediately after a bowel movement.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.

"Did you hear Andy in there?" "Guy must be having one hell of a Crapgasim"

by Johhny 5 December 31, 2007

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

craigisim

A religion practiced by fans of the characters Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker from south park

Craigist's do not practice particular prayers or enforce certain rules, it is just a group of bored people wanting something to do with their lives.

Trevor: "I'm a Christian, what's your religion?"
"I believe in craigisim"

by PixelKat February 19, 2023

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

by tekdemon December 31, 2004

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

Crabgasm

An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.

"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."

by TFE May 28, 2006