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1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

crabgrass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

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crabgrass

when a guy has sex with a girl from behind a few days after shaving his pubes. leaving her Butt itchy for a few days... just like sittin on freshly cut crabgrass

remember that dyme wit the fat booty??? well i totally crabgrassed her last night.

yo man.. see that girl rubbin up against the wall??? dats my crabgrass!

crabgrass by rafrajam May 26, 2010

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Nebraska crabgrass • crab grass • cuban crab grass • Crabass • crabgas • Catgrass • crabassing • crabass pills • Crabgasm • crabiassness

Crabgrass

Community action with a mob sentiment that ignores reasonable discussion in favor of preconceived notions.

It is the opposite of astroturf, in which organizations create public statements and falsely attribute them to members of the public, or pose as a member of the public when making the statements to give the appearance of grassroots approval or support for the organization or its actions.

That AT&T blocked images from 4chan because of its content may just be crabgrass. That they blocked it only because of a network problem may be astroturf.

Crabgrass by ITBG July 27, 2009

Crabgrass

Misspelling of “congrats”

Classmate: “Crabgrass on getting your degree”

Crabgrass by Puppeteer14 October 21, 2025

Nebraska crabgrass

While doing a woman from behind, you reach around and tug on her pubical hair

I gave Ms. F a wicked Nebraska crabgrass last night

Nebraska crabgrass by whitechocolate335 April 25, 2006

Nebraska crabgrass

While doing a woman from behind, you reach around and tug on her pubical hair

I gave Ms. F a wicked Nebraska crabgrass last night

Nebraska crabgrass by whitechocolate335 April 25, 2006

crabgas

Explosive and noxious flatulence following a crab feast; powerful gas.

Thad's crabgas was so bad that I knocked over the Old Bay seasoning while scrambling to pinch my nose shut.

crabgas by Chris Hops October 9, 2007

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026