Cowsquatch 

A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.

A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.

A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.

A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.

"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."

"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."

"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."

Cowsquatch by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010

Cocksquatch 

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

Cocksquatch by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

Cysquatch 

A one-eyed Sasquatch that can see into the future.

If you are in search of the "Crystal Skull", then the Cysquatch will warn you of the dangers in your forthcoming journey. (From the storyline of Mastodon's album "Blood Mountain".)

Cysquatch by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford August 28, 2010

Cocksquatch 

A male who's penis has hair growing all over it. It could be at the base, just the underside of the penis, or all over it up to the head. Either way, it's disgusting as fuck and should be shaved.

Yeah, he was a total "Cocksquatch" though!

Cocksquatch by Neorift September 25, 2010

catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

catsquatch by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

cumsquatch

When a large, hairy man has ejaculated all over himself and refused to show.

God damn, you look like a fucking cumsquatch

cumsquatch by LaLaDaDa January 26, 2011