Cocksquatch 

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

Cocksquatch by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

Cocksquatch 

A male who's penis has hair growing all over it. It could be at the base, just the underside of the penis, or all over it up to the head. Either way, it's disgusting as fuck and should be shaved.

Yeah, he was a total "Cocksquatch" though!

Cocksquatch by Neorift September 25, 2010

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cocksquelch 

when the penis ejaculates and makes a burp like noise. a squelch you might say.

down at the squash club on tuesday i dropped my racket and i am certain i heard roger's cocksquelch.

cocksquelch by rosco connolloni November 1, 2009

cockswatch 

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

cockswatch by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

Cowsquatch 

A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.

A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.

A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.

A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.

"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."

"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."

"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."

Cowsquatch by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010

cocksquatter 

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006