If you are in search of the "Crystal Skull", then the Cysquatch will warn you of the dangers in your forthcoming journey. (From the storyline of Mastodon's album "Blood Mountain".)
an individual that has the pride of owning a tattoo that over time has been engulfed by chest pubes, arm hair, back hair, etc. Now resembling a tattoed chimpanzie or sasquatch... tatsquatch