Cysquatch 

A one-eyed Sasquatch that can see into the future.

If you are in search of the "Crystal Skull", then the Cysquatch will warn you of the dangers in your forthcoming journey. (From the storyline of Mastodon's album "Blood Mountain".)

Cysquatch by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford August 28, 2010

Cowsquatch 

A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.

A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.

A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.

A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.

"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."

"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."

"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."

Cowsquatch by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010

Cumquatch 

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.

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Cumquatch by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014

catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

catsquatch by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

cumsquatch

When a large, hairy man has ejaculated all over himself and refused to show.

God damn, you look like a fucking cumsquatch

cumsquatch by LaLaDaDa January 26, 2011