Covincible

adjective

incapable following full vaccination of being conquered, defeated, or subdued by Covid-19.

It's been two weeks since my second vaccine shot, and I feel covincible!

Covincible by clockworkJ April 8, 2021

covincibility complex

A person’s faulty belief that social distancing does not apply to them because they cannot catch the COVID-19 virus.

“My 81-year old dad is still going to church and volunteering at the nursing home through this craziness... he has a covincibility complex.”

“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”

covincibility complex by Macycat March 28, 2020

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.

Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll

covincidence by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

coincilepathy 

when you think about someone you haven't heard for or seen in forever and soon after that moment, you run into them or they contct you

"I wonder how John is doing, I haven't heard from him in three months!"
5 minutes later...
Text message from John: "Hey, whats up?"

"Whoa, what a coincilepathy!"

coincilepathy by KSTOF & BBURNS December 1, 2009

convincible

Something so convicing it is irrefutable.

George W. Bush's argument for invading Iraq was not convincible in the slightest. My argument for poking him in the eye, however, is utterly convincible.

convincible by Convincible Hero Of Hiphoprosy November 13, 2003

convincible

When one makes you believe they are a Serial Killer.

It was convincible during the conversation between Carol and Peter about how long it has been since they last seen each other. Kristi listen upon their conversation and wondered why they kept on referring to the past and that it had been a while since they killed someone and got away with it. When Kristi asked what were they talking about they took a sharp knife and duck tape and.......

convincible by kricarpet September 1, 2010

Convincible

A superhero who's superpower is the ability to convince anyone of anything

"Dude, I knew it wasn't true, but the convincible convinced me it was true!"
"Word."

Convincible by Convincible August 21, 2014