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cornicle 

1. A corner of a cubicle, when you can't really refer to the whole cubicle as "yours" because you're sharing it. (generally not a sign of advancement within a company.)

2. An non-cubic cubicle. e.g. hexagonal

3. A cubicle without all four sides.
Hey, you got those TPS reports?

Yeah, they're in my cornicle under the red Swingline stapler.
cornicle by braddlecat December 21, 2007

coincicomica 

Describes an interesting phenomenon which occurs with surprising frequency when two, comic strips - on the same day - have strikingly similar themes and/or artwork and/or captions. This is called "coincicomica."
When Dagwood and Charlie Brown were both eating peanut butter and bacon sandwiches on the same day, I knew this was a classic example of coincicomica.
coincicomica by Doug Koempel April 22, 2008

korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008

coincicomica 

Describes an interesting phenomenon which occurs with surprising frequency when two, comic strips - on the same day - have strikingly similar themes and/or artwork and/or captions. This is called "coincicomica."
"I noticed coincicomica on the comics page on March 6, 2008 relating to 'Zits' and 'Garfield.'"
(The caption that day in panel three of the "Zits" comic strip was: "I'll crack open and ooze LIFE FORCE into a pathetic puddle that will end up as an oily spot on the bottom of a disinterested pedestrian's shoe." On the same page that day in the third panel of "Garfield," the caption was: "That was just the sound of my LIFE FORCE being sucked into a shrieking vortex of infinite boredom.")
coincicomica by Doug Koempel April 21, 2008

coincidencialism 

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.
coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

Coincidexcellence 

When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.
"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence