Covid-m 

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.

What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?

Covid-m by Covido December 10, 2020

I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

I'm on COVID by YAWA January 27, 2022

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.

Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!

covid muncher by Rakkey July 13, 2020

Covid Misconduct Disorder 

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

Covid Misconduct Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Covid Mary 

1. A coronavirus spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary.

2. An asymptomatic carrier of the Covid-19 virus, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Covid Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.

Covid Mary has been out whoring around since the pandemic started and now all her boyfriends are infected too.

Covid Mary by MickeyLACA May 13, 2020

COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.

I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!

COVID musicians by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

covid mullet 

The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.

I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.

covid mullet by Emily the Elder Millennial April 2, 2020