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Counterfat

When you are poor you you have too hustle too sale counterfeit merch.
When you are rich your lawyers have to hustle too sale counterfat merch.
If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.

If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.
Counterfat by Mega dude December 2, 2019
Words you can keep

counterparty 

(FINANCE) for a financial instrument, the person/institution who takes the opposite position. For example, in a credit default swap (CDS), the buyer is someone who needs insurance against the possibility that a borrower will default on a loan. In that case, the counterparty is whoever receives the CDS premiums, and pays out in the event of default.
The purpose of financial options is to minimize risk to the buyer; therefore, it creates potentially lucrative opportunities for the counterparty, because the counterparty takes on so much risk.
counterparty by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

counterparty 

n. a party thrown in response to another party in which the thrower of sed counterparty was not invited to the original party to diminish the total number of people that show up to the original party and make sed original party look lame
DUDE, let's throw a counterparty to make Davis's party look lame, by inviting everyone invited to his party and others so our party is bigger and better than his.
counterparty by Alex Alfonso December 21, 2008

counterballs 

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.
Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.
counterballs by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

counterflipping 

A combination of the drugs benadryl (DPH or diphenhydramine) and robotussin (DXM or dextromethorphan). Usually used in a 300/300mg mix, the user experiences a lucid dream like state of hallucinations. The DXM takes away the anxiety and general fear caused by DPH adding a whole new layer to the trip.

DPH is said to potentiate DXM by inhibiting enzymes in the liver, thus causing more DXM to make it into the bloodstream. DPH will entirely get rid of the roboitch and can curb nausea caused by DXM.

This combination is bad on the heart and should only be used rarely. Unfortunately 'bad trips' could be caused by this combo if used irresponsibly. One should do it alone in a dark room with their favorite albums playing to trip observing the stunning closed eye visuals.

The term counterflipping was coined based on the fact that DPH and DXM are near polar opposites when comparing hallucinations. The term is also based on the fact that both can be bought over the counter, thus *counter*flipping occurs.
Counterflipping is a great way to get high legally off of shit you can buy at CVS
counterflipping by OTC tripper December 27, 2016

Counterfeit 

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.
Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?
Counterfeit by Huangho February 13, 2019

Counterfuck 

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.
Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.
Counterfuck by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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