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counterterrorist 

Counterterrorist / Counter Terrorist

Acronym: CT

A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.

A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Noteable Counterterrorists:

Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne

The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6

Team America World Police

Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:

Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
counterterrorist by rzhhhh July 8, 2010

counterfart 

When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.
You walk in to wake your son up in the morning and hear him fart....you blast out the counterfart in return....son laughs "Ah Dad you won with that counterfart!"
counterfart by Vinny Liggio February 8, 2009

Counterhating 

The act of defending someone from a hater by counterhating. (countering the hate)
Counterhating is usually done by a friend who delights in pwning, slamming and serving people ( haters ) who hate on the counterhater's friends, family, etc. Mostly, this action is seen on Formspring. Counterhating is done mostly on Formspring by a Formspring Hero, anonymously, and unanonymously.
-on Formspring-

Hater:you wear tights and shorts it looks fucking nasty because your legs are all mishapen and shit. So yeah thats basically 3 things you posed in a time of one year. pathetic.

Friend: get over yourself

Counterhater: HEY HATER. YEA YOU. THE MAYOR OF NEW HATE CITY JUST CALLED. THEY WANT YOU TO POSE FOR THE NEW STATUE THATS BEING BUILT IN FRONT OF THE HATERS' HALL OF FAME. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SUCH A HATING HATEFUL HATER YOU HATEFUL HATEFILLED HATER. GO HATE SOMEONE YOU MOTHERHATER.

Friend: xD again with the comebacks >:D

Counterhater: I love Counterhating~ In fact i love it so much, that i think ill define it on UD~ hmmmm yesh~ its not defined yet! ITS MINEEEEEEEEE
Counterhating by Kashew~ August 28, 2010

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual 

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

Counterfriends 

associating with someone who works behind a counter.

you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk.

you might have one or two similar interest i.e.:

- you work/worked for the same company
- similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS
- you or a sibling might have gone to school with them
- they might have noticed you both buy the same things
- are ordering their fav food/drink
- you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse
- own a pet
- have kids
- have a car
- etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need.

you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them.

places you might find counterfriends:

-Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies
-Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops
-McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries
-Target, Walmart, stores
-secretaries, receptionists, assistants
-etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway.

Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
That cute guy Justin from Walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? We're counterfriends.

Man! I counted on my counterfriend Svenia to save me the last CoverGirl Sparkle-Pink #45 lipstick!

My counterfriend Mario hooked me up with a great deal. Good thing they re-hired him after they caught him stealing pre-paid phones.

Oh my god! Dee my counterfriend said the head of cosmetics Jill 'margaritaville' pooped in the candy aisle last week.

Nah, I had my politics fix with my counterfriend Tai and the Sunday paper this morning.
Counterfriends by Agentmg17 October 20, 2011

Countertenor 

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.
Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.
Countertenor by Sam October 29, 2004