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A trumped up government position - invented by the 45th President of the United States. This fabricated position is seen in the eyes of its creator as yet another 'yes man' whose sole purpose is to blindly follow, agree with and support the 45th President while lacking free thought, free will and conscience. The ultimate role of the councel (in the mind of the positions creator) is to become another silent 'fall guy' for the 45th President.
Disgraced and discredited Bob Mueller and his whole group of Angry Democrat Thugs spent over 30 hours with the White House Councel, only with my approval, for purposes of transparency.

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.”
Councel by streetlightserenader August 22, 2018
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Council Of Water-sheep 

A council consisting of three Minecraft sheep that praise the almighty Water-sheep whom was taken from the world by the Leader of the 9 year old army!

The three sheep must reside in a well inside a church for the guidance to direct you in the right place.
"i shall go to the council of water-sheep to seek guidance"

Council Princess 

A girl who lives with benefits&fed by council.
She always wears the shiny glittering dresses but still looks cheap however she is a princess!
You can see her around your house talkin on the phone,show off her clothes to the random people,gossiping with her otherhalf..
*--I went to shopping today,look how is my dress?

---Waow it's cool!buuuut is it just a bit looks vulgar ha?How much did you pay for it?

*--Really? it's just £10 it's nothin girl !

---Nice..But don't wear it around here,otherwise you would seem like a Council Princess blabla......
Council Princess by hsktr January 6, 2011

N word council 

The International Nigga Council distributes n word passes around the world. the council controls all the n word rules, and are headed by the nigga king. to join the n word council, one must learn "The way of the Nigga"
"Kelvin is the king of the N word council"

Council Gritter 

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

grief counselor 

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.
When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.

Parent Television Council 

A bunch of goody two shoe arseholes who believe it's a better choice to watch after other children when instead, they should be watching their own.

They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"

They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.

The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".

This is nothing but the truth.
"Two Lesbians Kiss"

- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!

We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!

/start of controversy
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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