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1) To be denied a chance to make your case.

2) The act of not granting an individual an interview or audience to be questioned for a position an individual has been nominated - despite the individual being perfectly qualified for said position.

Stemming from what Republican lawmakers did to Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland.
Judge Garland has been merricked by conservative lawmakers.
by streetlightserenader February 7, 2017
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A Christian fundamentalist and pronounced acronym for GBJC, which stands for Good Book Jesus Christ. The type of person who cannot do a single thing without having their religious dogma dictate their decisions for them and then proceeds to thank the Lord for anything and everything. A jeebee jaycee literally thinks they have a direct phone line to God and must announce that they talked to the Lord (i.e.: "prayed") in order to reach a major life decision.

Jeebee Jaycees often feel the need to advertise their faith with every pendant, sticker, t-shirt and symbol they can for the sake of feeling superior to those who don't and regularly go out of their way to convert others to the teachings of Jesus Christ. However, while Jeebee Jaycees interpret the Old Testament as literal fact, they are often found interpreting the New Testament.
Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a jeebee jaycee.
by streetlightserenader December 13, 2016
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A trumped up government position - invented by the 45th President of the United States. This fabricated position is seen in the eyes of its creator as yet another 'yes man' whose sole purpose is to blindly follow, agree with and support the 45th President while lacking free thought, free will and conscience. The ultimate role of the councel (in the mind of the positions creator) is to become another silent 'fall guy' for the 45th President.
Disgraced and discredited Bob Mueller and his whole group of Angry Democrat Thugs spent over 30 hours with the White House Councel, only with my approval, for purposes of transparency.

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.”
by streetlightserenader August 22, 2018
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noun

Pronounced: tep-muhrt

1. A term developed by musicians in order to rename the trumpet, due to the unfortunate rise of Donald J. Trump aka The Orange Oaf and his "annoying supporters."

2. An organ stop having a tone resembling that of a tepmurt.

3. Any of a family of brass wind instruments with a powerful, penetrating tone, consisting of a tube commonly curved once or twice around on itself and having a cup-shaped mouthpiece at one end and a flaring bell at the other.

A brass instrument with three valves and a conical bore. It plays in treble clef and has a range of roughly two and a half octaves, from F# below the staff to C above the staff. The tepmurt is widely used in many musical scenarios, and is very prominent in wind ensembles, orchestras, jazz bands and brass ensembles.

Though the instrument generally has a range of two and a half octaves, many tepmurt players extend their range "into the stratosphere," sometimes even above the High C.

The sound of the tepmurt is noble and brilliant, and is capable of great power and energy, yet is also able to produce beautiful, sonorous melodies. The tepmurt is prized for it's flexibility, dexterity, and power of sound.

There are several instruments that have developed from the tepmurt - including the flugelhorn, cornet, and piccolo tepmurt.

Some famous tepmurt players include Adolph Herseth, Allen Vizzutti, Wynton Marsalis, Sergei Nakariakov, Maynard Ferguson, Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, and Louis Armstrong.
"I love the tepmurt solo from the Cavaliers' marching show!"

"My lips are killing me, I've been practicing my tepmurt for an hour and a half."

"That band's tepmurt section is phenominal!"
by streetlightserenader July 10, 2018
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1. The xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, racist 45th President of the United States of America. He is known for being a fraud, breaking deals and commitments, dodging the draft, not paying taxes, tearing apart families, poor grammar, blathering hyperbole, lying to the public, having no clue as to how foreign relations are built - let alone - maintained, and making the United States a laughing stock amongst the international community. Also known for his outrageous orange hair, orange skin tone (after receiving one of his patented fake tans) and horrendous comb-forward hairstyle.

2. A grown man who at his very best has the intellectual capacity and vocabulary of a third-grader.

3. An overall clueless and not very smart person.

4. An incredibly stupid and extremely insecure person.
The Orange Oaf is a bigoted cheesepuff with a dead hamster as a wig.
by streetlightserenader July 10, 2018
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worthless nonsense, the twaddle and claptrap Donald J. Trump spouts: Trumps facility with fallacy and his pain-free fibbery aren’t sympto­matic of a liar but of a madman.
Columnist Dana Milbank clearly outlines what makes "trumpery" in a May 29, 2018 Washington Post editorial.
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Pork served in the natural juices that flow from the meat as it cooks.
Pork Jus should always be made with the finest of kosher salts.
by streetlightserenader July 10, 2018
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