Couch crunch 

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina

Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?

Couch crunch by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016

cruch cruch 

See crucial, the shortened form of crucial.

Dag! That j0nx is cruch cruch!

cruch cruch by ura-kit February 6, 2003

Crunchy Cooch 

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

Crunchy Cooch by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

beefy cruch burrito 

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

beefy cruch burrito by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

counch 

Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up

He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch

counch by Procouncher October 31, 2020

Counch 

A uneducated individuals version of a typical couch.

“It’s over there on the counch.”

“The what? Wtf is a counch? There’s no N in couch”

Counch by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

cruch my balls 

i beg

i want you to cruch my balls

cruch my balls by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022