Counch

A uneducated individuals version of a typical couch.

“It’s over there on the counch.”

“The what? Wtf is a counch? There’s no N in couch”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

Counching

The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.

Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!

by Ananke September 12, 2013

counch

Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up

He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch

by Procouncher October 31, 2020