Cotted 

The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.

The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...

Cotted by Danny-P March 22, 2009

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

tony cottee 

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

tony cottee by Brian Munich August 30, 2006

costed 

The past tense of the word "cost", for those people that just don't get it.

Jimmy: "my computer only costed me 600 bucks"
Enif: "actually i think the correct word would be 'cost'"
Jimmy: "no! go look it up on urbandictionary.com!"

costed by x3crystal June 9, 2009

coated

to be cussed very bad

"oww man u got coated off"

coated by De$per8 April 16, 2005

Catted 

1. "dipped out"
2. "scandalous"

Example:
- Hey you want to come to the party tomorrow?
- oh fur sure! ill bring the booze!
(next day)
- aye were you at? the party started a long time ago.
- oh sorry bro i cant make it, i forgot to tell you
- dang you catted (medium tone)

Catted by Gonzo fo sho December 19, 2009

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Sugar coated turd by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009