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Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Students at a stupid and expensive private school- white rich and thick.
Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream
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