Clotted

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!

yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.

by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 02, 2016

Clotted

it means you’re dumb/stupid.

“Omds Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“It means she’s stupid.”

by theangryeagle March 15, 2020

Clotted

To be in a state of extreme highness after smoking a lot of marijuana; to be dumb ass high.

After I took some bong hits last night, I became very clotted.

by Steinmasta August 14, 2008

Clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

by Tod is gay September 23, 2017

clot

An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.

You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.

by First Officer Richardson December 23, 2012

Clot

The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot

Oh Douglas... You clot!

by AhoyBritannia December 22, 2012

clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

by dawntodusk December 22, 2004