Cosmoses 

The plural version of a type of brownie

Can you bring some of those cosmoses brownies to my party?

Cosmoses by Opioed January 6, 2024

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

cosmosis by steve freund October 7, 2007

cosmosexual 

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.

My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me

cosmosexual by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008

Cosmoseseesum 

The most retarded way to say, I call them as I see them. Calls em as I sees em. Cosmoseseesum.

Girl: this boy told me he likes me but I don't like him so I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say it and keep talking

Me: Fucking asshole

Girl: that's so rude!!

Me:Cosmoseseesum

Cosmoseseesum by Remmmmmmm July 3, 2017

Cozmoses 

The filtering of thoughts, ideas and knowledge into creativity through the prism of our universe.

They channeled their inner cozmoses, and everybody loved it.

Cozmoses by Sesom Nosaj July 13, 2020

cosmosexual 

someone attracted to Kramer on Seinfeld

You know I'm good looking, you know I'm hot, you know what... I bet she's cosmosexual

cosmosexual by Jaime pitts November 4, 2006

Cosmosis

The subsequent purchase of an item of clothing based on exposure to television. More specifically in relation the the behaviour patterns of Connor Liam Tyler.

You can blame cosmosis for that rhinestone belt!

Cosmosis by Acidbathvampire July 12, 2023