Cosmoses

The plural version of a type of brownie

Can you bring some of those cosmoses brownies to my party?

by Opioed January 6, 2024

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

cosmosexual

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.

My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me

by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008

Cosmoseseesum

The most retarded way to say, I call them as I see them. Calls em as I sees em. Cosmoseseesum.

Girl: this boy told me he likes me but I don't like him so I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say it and keep talking

Me: Fucking asshole

Girl: that's so rude!!

Me:Cosmoseseesum

by Remmmmmmm July 3, 2017

Cozmoses

The filtering of thoughts, ideas and knowledge into creativity through the prism of our universe.

They channeled their inner cozmoses, and everybody loved it.

by Sesom Nosaj July 13, 2020

cosmosexual

someone attracted to Kramer on Seinfeld

You know I'm good looking, you know I'm hot, you know what... I bet she's cosmosexual

by Jaime pitts November 4, 2006

Cosmosis

The subsequent purchase of an item of clothing based on exposure to television. More specifically in relation the the behaviour patterns of Connor Liam Tyler.

You can blame cosmosis for that rhinestone belt!

by Acidbathvampire July 12, 2023