cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

cosmosis by steve freund October 7, 2007

Cosmosis

The subsequent purchase of an item of clothing based on exposure to television. More specifically in relation the the behaviour patterns of Connor Liam Tyler.

You can blame cosmosis for that rhinestone belt!

Cosmosis by Acidbathvampire July 12, 2023

Cosmosii 

A person who has a talent for creating hundreds of Discord servers / group chats, only for them to all die the next day.

Person - I just got invited to ANOTHER group chat, must be Cosmosii at it again.

Cosmosii by GavGrub May 28, 2021

Cosmoseseesum 

The most retarded way to say, I call them as I see them. Calls em as I sees em. Cosmoseseesum.

Girl: this boy told me he likes me but I don't like him so I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say it and keep talking

Me: Fucking asshole

Girl: that's so rude!!

Me:Cosmoseseesum

Cosmoseseesum by Remmmmmmm July 3, 2017

Cosbmosis 

Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.

Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.

Tyrantula: Yea why is that?

Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.

Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.

Cosbmosis by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019

Cosmesis 

A more generalized cosmetic state that sounds more obscure thus causing confusion.

Fuck you, go get me a shirt and don't trip on my Thesis on Cosmesis.

Cosmesis by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

cosmokisser 

a tiktoker who hasn’t eaten mango before and likes norton too much

“hey cosmokisser look over there it’s nagito with a crop top”

“where”

“made ya look”

cosmokisser by yourlocalhotstepmom June 25, 2021