Cosbmosis 

Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.

Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.

Tyrantula: Yea why is that?

Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.

Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.

Cosbmosis by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019

Cosmosii 

A person who has a talent for creating hundreds of Discord servers / group chats, only for them to all die the next day.

Person - I just got invited to ANOTHER group chat, must be Cosmosii at it again.

Cosmosii by GavGrub May 28, 2021

cockmosis 

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.

Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.

cockmosis by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

cosmosis by steve freund October 7, 2007

Cosmoseseesum 

The most retarded way to say, I call them as I see them. Calls em as I sees em. Cosmoseseesum.

Girl: this boy told me he likes me but I don't like him so I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say it and keep talking

Me: Fucking asshole

Girl: that's so rude!!

Me:Cosmoseseesum

Cosmoseseesum by Remmmmmmm July 3, 2017

Costcosis 

The commonly held suburban delusion that you really will buy just that one thing at Costco.

Sorry honey, I planned to just buy socks, but I fell ill with Costcosis and ended up buying a new jacket, vaccuum cleaner, food processor, and TV.

Costcosis by TR_UD March 10, 2014

Costcosis 

A condition in which a Costco shopper on a random shopping trip will purchase bulk items not needed but are blinded by the deal despite the large quantity that will not be used.

Witness: "That guy must be suffering from Costcosis. His cart has a 3-pack of 20lb tubs of mayo."
Person suffering from Costcosis: "That's a good price for a 3-pack of 20lb tubs of mayo."

Costcosis by Bryan John February 22, 2011