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Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.

Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.

Tyrantula: Yea why is that?

Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.

Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.

Cosbmosis by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019

Words you can keep

Cosmosii

A person who has a talent for creating hundreds of Discord servers / group chats, only for them to all die the next day.

Person - I just got invited to ANOTHER group chat, must be Cosmosii at it again.

Cosmosii by GavGrub May 28, 2021

Related Words

Cosbmosis • cosmosis • Cosmosii • Costcosis • cockmosis • Cosmesis • cosmokisser • Cosmoses • Cosmoseseesum • Cosmos SMP

cockmosis

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.

Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.

cockmosis by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

cosmosis by steve freund October 7, 2007

Cosmoseseesum

The most retarded way to say, I call them as I see them. Calls em as I sees em. Cosmoseseesum.

Girl: this boy told me he likes me but I don't like him so I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say it and keep talking

Me: Fucking asshole

Girl: that's so rude!!

Me:Cosmoseseesum

Cosmoseseesum by Remmmmmmm July 3, 2017

Costcosis

The commonly held suburban delusion that you really will buy just that one thing at Costco.

Sorry honey, I planned to just buy socks, but I fell ill with Costcosis and ended up buying a new jacket, vaccuum cleaner, food processor, and TV.

Costcosis by TR_UD March 10, 2014

Costcosis

A condition in which a Costco shopper on a random shopping trip will purchase bulk items not needed but are blinded by the deal despite the large quantity that will not be used.

Witness: "That guy must be suffering from Costcosis. His cart has a 3-pack of 20lb tubs of mayo."
Person suffering from Costcosis: "That's a good price for a 3-pack of 20lb tubs of mayo."

Costcosis by Bryan John February 22, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026