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most amazing person you will ever meet.. he’s kind, funny, trusting, caring, sweet and so perfect! he never fails to make someone smile and his hugs are the best thing ever! he’s very loving and makes you feel very loved.. in one word, he’s just perfect
oh.. hes just such a corto
corto by 9soyayeet August 9, 2019
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If you ever wondered who has the smallest tits its him :^)
WOW! Corto has small tits
corto by Bigballspaul February 3, 2018

Braccino corto 

Litterally meaning "short little-arm". Italian expression meaning a greedy, penny-pinching person. Someone who doesn't offer anything to anyone or tries to spend as little as possible.
That guy has to get the next round but he just slipped away" - "ah, he's a braccino corto...
Braccino corto by Adrasta December 29, 2010

pelo corto

everytime saif uppal talks to a girl, they cut their hair and look like a dude because saif likes dudes (like a lot)
hey taylor! hey evelyn! i love your new hair cut! pelo corto omg so hot
pelo corto by saifuppaldestroyer December 22, 2022
A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist
I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment
coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

contolini 

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.
"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"
contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
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