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corduroids 

n. (pl.) Hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. Usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy anal traffic.
"Dude, I've been eating nothing but frozen burritos and Toaster Strudel for two weeks now, and I'm getting some pretty serious corduroids. Seriously, my asshole looks like cauliflower and I sound like Velcro every time I walk anywhere."
corduroids by DickLint October 29, 2011
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coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, panic, worry, paranoia and stress over something that realistically should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier.
All these silly surgical mask wearing coronoids shopping at Costco are giving me severe anxiety!

cortorian 

A young man who either has a lot of lady friends or stays with the opposite gender 24/7
Mhm look at cortorian he’s been talking and hanging out with girls ever since
cortorian by Goat status April 7, 2019
A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.
"I was afraid to go down on her because she either had the herp, or a mad case of cooteroids."
Cooteroid by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013

Coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!
All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!

Cottonoid 

A person of west,central,southern African origin (including black Americans) aka of the negroid congoid race ,who has a severe inferiority complex & a constant self victimizing mentality.who goes “woe is me” after insulting your phenotype unprovoked and accuses you of anti blackness and all kinds of ‘isms&ists’.They typically obsessed with enforcing their racial label,struggle and history onto people, especially horn of Africans particularly the irir samaale.They lack critical thinking skills and the ability to comprehend.
“The cottonoids are acting in a detestable fashion in whole foods by mean mugging the people who averted their eyes from their little twerking session”.
“The cottonoids are desperately and delusionally labeling their consistent repetitive behavior as just stereotypes again”.
Cottonoid by Maandeeq September 19, 2022