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corduroids 

n. (pl.) Hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. Usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy anal traffic.
"Dude, I've been eating nothing but frozen burritos and Toaster Strudel for two weeks now, and I'm getting some pretty serious corduroids. Seriously, my asshole looks like cauliflower and I sound like Velcro every time I walk anywhere."
corduroids by DickLint October 29, 2011

coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, panic, worry, paranoia and stress over something that realistically should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier.
All these silly surgical mask wearing coronoids shopping at Costco are giving me severe anxiety!

cortorian 

A young man who either has a lot of lady friends or stays with the opposite gender 24/7
Mhm look at cortorian he’s been talking and hanging out with girls ever since
cortorian by Goat status April 7, 2019
A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.
"I was afraid to go down on her because she either had the herp, or a mad case of cooteroids."
Cooteroid by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013

Coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!
All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!

Cottonoid 

A person of west,central,southern African origin (including black Americans) aka of the negroid congoid race ,who has a severe inferiority complex & a constant self victimizing mentality.who goes “woe is me” after insulting your phenotype unprovoked and accuses you of anti blackness and all kinds of ‘isms&ists’.They typically obsessed with enforcing their racial label,struggle and history onto people, especially horn of Africans particularly the irir samaale.They lack critical thinking skills and the ability to comprehend.
“The cottonoids are acting in a detestable fashion in whole foods by mean mugging the people who averted their eyes from their little twerking session”.
“The cottonoids are desperately and delusionally labeling their consistent repetitive behavior as just stereotypes again”.
Cottonoid by Maandeeq September 19, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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