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most amazing person you will ever meet.. he’s kind, funny, trusting, caring, sweet and so perfect! he never fails to make someone smile and his hugs are the best thing ever! he’s very loving and makes you feel very loved.. in one word, he’s just perfect
oh.. hes just such a corto
corto by 9soyayeet August 9, 2019
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If you ever wondered who has the smallest tits its him :^)
WOW! Corto has small tits
corto by Bigballspaul February 3, 2018

Braccino corto 

Litterally meaning "short little-arm". Italian expression meaning a greedy, penny-pinching person. Someone who doesn't offer anything to anyone or tries to spend as little as possible.
That guy has to get the next round but he just slipped away" - "ah, he's a braccino corto...
Braccino corto by Adrasta December 29, 2010

pelo corto

everytime saif uppal talks to a girl, they cut their hair and look like a dude because saif likes dudes (like a lot)
hey taylor! hey evelyn! i love your new hair cut! pelo corto omg so hot
pelo corto by saifuppaldestroyer December 22, 2022
A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist
I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment
coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

contolini 

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.
"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"
contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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