Corpzi 

supporter of Corporate Socialism

"Damn, these Corpzis have no shame at all, do they?"

Corpzi by smendler July 29, 2009

corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.

Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.

corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012

corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting evolved spontaneously from the need to manage questions -- via blame deflection, positioning, and trending jargon. Corplighting optimizes the message and controls and minimizes information flow. It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise, managing workforce mindset.

Today's all-hands meeting was 80% corplighting about WFH policy changes.

corplighting by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023

Corpzeangel 

A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.

With a brain consitsting of untreated sewage, Corpzeangel will die alone without mourn.

Corpzeangel by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021

Corpification 

Coporations taking over America at the expense of all U.S. Citizens. The transformation stemming from the United States Supreme Court Decision in the October 2009 Case "United States v Federal Trade Commission"

Corpification has given Corporations unlimited ability to influence the United States Political Process through Campaign Donations

Corpification by Little Hill January 24, 2014

Corpdick

A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"

Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.

Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.

Corpdick by PICkLes October 15, 2012

corzine 

verb. to trust your money to a prominent individual and to find it has mysteriously disappeared

"Oh no! Look at the financial statement. We have been corzined!"

corzine by daleallen January 6, 2012