Corpification 

Coporations taking over America at the expense of all U.S. Citizens. The transformation stemming from the United States Supreme Court Decision in the October 2009 Case "United States v Federal Trade Commission"

Corpification has given Corporations unlimited ability to influence the United States Political Process through Campaign Donations

Corpification by Little Hill January 24, 2014

A+ Certification 

CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.

The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.

A+ Certification by I Passed August 15, 2011

Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?

Cockification by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020

chonga++ certification 

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

chonga++ certification by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

Corpsification 

A spiffy way to describe the act of ceasing to live. The verb form is "corpsified".

"Corpsification can be either calm or violent."

"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."

Corpsification by flashadams March 25, 2010

corporication 

Corporication, a combination of corporation and fornication, embodies the principle of being screwed by the corporations. Formed after the rise and fall of the Roman empire true..see history of corporations the concept of a corporation was that the incorporated company had all the rights of an individual, yet (surprisingly) none of the ACCOUNTABILITY! This is how the corporations can ruin the ground water, dam up all the rivers,destroy the climate, poison our food with chemicals, and wreck the forests of the world. Corporification has resulted in the human species being at serious risk for extinction. The founding principle of the ability of corporations to do this, is the belief that people (you) are sheepified and will not respond, like a frog in a beaker of water being slowly heated over a stove, you will sit, happy as long as you have your beer and pizza, and not bother worrying about the destruction of the world about you. Welcome to coporification!

Corporication. Long after the Alberta tar sands had been mined of their oil, long after the forests had been denuded and clearcut, the starving nation of Canada still did not understand the horrific corporication their country had received. far away, in warmer climes, the very rich sipped their fancy drinks in their villas on the beach and congratulated themselves on a job well done.
Meanwhile, forever altered, Canadians succumbed to the erratic climate, droughts and fierce winters. Starvation and disease from polluted water ran amok, Canada was declared unfit for human habitation in the year 2045

corporication by Vinter April 28, 2008

Complification 

When a company over analyzes a problem that has an simple solution and won't listen to the person trying to explain the solution.

It was a classic case of complification; the managers met for hours and still couldn't decide how to move employees from one building to another.

Complification by Rebecca Anderson June 15, 2008