Slang for a young worker in the corporate world. Often found unnecessarily stressing over emails, sucking up to higher-ups, and staying late at work to meet deadlines. Corporatesons usually de-stress through drinking, clubbing, and occasionally doing lines.
"Oh shit. Did Kevin become a corporateson?"
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."
by Corporateson February 22, 2019
Get the Corporatesonmug.