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coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronaholio 

Someone who seeks TP for their bunghole as a result of panic shopping during the Coronavirus pandemic.
I am the great Coronaholio. I seek TP for my bunghole.
Coronaholio by Pointcloud March 12, 2020

Coronaviolent 

When your old lady is getting on your last fucking nerve after being locked up together for so long that you just wanna rip her fucking face off.
My wife was on my nerves so bad last night that I just about went coronaviolent on her ass.
Coronaviolent by Casper70 April 4, 2020

Coronacooch 

When an ex calls or contacts you because they think it’s the end of the world and wants sexual favor, because they think you are that scared.
Josh called thinking he was about to get some coronacooch because restaurants are closing and there is a constant scary news cycle about what to expect with the Coronavirus- no thank you!
Coronacooch by Katy8144 March 16, 2020

Coronafools

Fucking idiot's that hold a party for 47 people in a 500 square foot apartment during the coronavirus outbreak with no regard for anyone else.
Did you get your invitation to Rico's rave? Yeah man I'm not hanging out with that bunch of coronafools.
Coronafools by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Coronahole 

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.
She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.
Coronahole by Mkalandar March 16, 2020