coronafomo

a dark depression that takes over as you sit on your ass all day long during the Coronavirus pandemic. You catch FOMO instead of Coronavirus.

Yeah man i’m getting real fuckin tired of this coronafomo

coronafomo by 007mcfuck March 18, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronacooch 

When an ex calls or contacts you because they think it’s the end of the world and wants sexual favor, because they think you are that scared.

Josh called thinking he was about to get some coronacooch because restaurants are closing and there is a constant scary news cycle about what to expect with the Coronavirus- no thank you!

Coronacooch by Katy8144 March 16, 2020

Coronafools

Fucking idiot's that hold a party for 47 people in a 500 square foot apartment during the coronavirus outbreak with no regard for anyone else.

Did you get your invitation to Rico's rave? Yeah man I'm not hanging out with that bunch of coronafools.

Coronafools by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Coronasomnia 

Also known as Covid-somnia. Experiencing sleeplessness—getting arguably less than seven hours of sleep—due to the stress of life during the coronavirus crisis, with possible long-term health hazards like obesity, depression, cardiovascular disease, and diabetes.

Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide are suffering from coronasomnia, often triggered by lockdowns, quarantines, unemployment, postponement of surgeries, and loss of loved ones due to Covid-19.

Coronasomnia by Covido January 31, 2021

Coronacoma 

When you take sleep so long during quarantine that you don't know what time it is or what is happening in the outside world and you may as well be in a coma.

A friend calls, waking you from a nap, with news from the outside world: "Thanks for waking me up from my coronacoma!"

Coronacoma by GypsyFairy March 24, 2020

Coronafro 

A large unkempt mass of hair on your head due to the inability to get your hair cute. This is because all nonessential businesses are being closed during the corona outbreak.

Is Doug growing his hair out?
No, he just can’t get it cut so he’s developing a coronafro.

Coronafro by Coffecupwithtea April 10, 2020