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Coronacrat 

One enforcing tyranny in the name of Coronavirus eradication. Coronacrats are those who want a “theocracy” of sort where God is ignored and the state is deified. In short, regarding morality and reality, the Coronacrats consider their word as supreme. No deviation from the party line, or you may be shamed and punished for daring to oppose their narrative or for "putting the world at risk," in the new sanitary dictatorship. Deliberately skewed data is used to justify their position
"Hey, neighbor, maybe when all of this COVID19 BS is over we can get some coffee, share a laugh, and I'll try to forget how fast you turned into a fucking Nazi. Who am I kidding? You are an irredeemable coronacrat."
Coronacrat by FiFiCathelineau April 28, 2020
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coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.
Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.
coronabrain by CheeseySauce March 19, 2020

Coronacoaster 

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.
"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"
Coronacoaster by Plan-z April 8, 2020

Coronacane 

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

coronacampus 

A virtual “campus” that is a remote, online one, springing up during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I’m headed off to the coronacampus to meet with my college buds!
coronacampus by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020