noun. The ups and downs of a pandemic. One day, you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.
I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.
Someone who forecasts and models the social and economic impact of the casualties of the coronavirus pandemic on the world, particularly advises the management of their organization the direction they should take to remain competitive and relevant.
To ensure that their businesses not only survive but also thrivepost-pandemic, some companies have created the position of the Coronacaster in their innovation team.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.