Corona-boner 

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

Corona-boner by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

Corona Boner 

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

Corona Boner by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

Corona Boner 

refers to an individual obsessed with the Corona Virus.

Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.

Corona Boner by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020

Corona Boner 

When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)

I would have fucked her but I had corona boner.

Corona Boner by Joe December 4, 2004

Corona Boner 

A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.

Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)

I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.

I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.

Corona Boner by TheRealChiken March 16, 2020

Corona boner 

When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner

dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner

Corona boner by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020

Corona Boner 

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.

God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!

Corona Boner by Dik Hansom September 15, 2020