Skullcuckicide

When you walk in the door from a long day and head up to the bedroom to see your wife getting skull fucked by Larry from accounting, so you decide to take the 12 gauge from the cabinet out and stick in your mouth and pull the trigger

“Oh my god did you hear about brian”
“No what happened”
“He caught debra getting face fucked so he commuted skullcuckicide”

by Fherrightinthep November 01, 2019

Corona boner

When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner

dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner

by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020