Corona Bona

That dick you slide down on during that Corona Pandemic

You mind when we're done with this quarantine, if I slide on that Corona Bona???

by Xraygirl28 March 28, 2020

Corona bona

Corona-bona noun a version of the morning glory ( erect penis in the morning with no stimulation) but where ones partner is also in lockdown and thus can’t help

“Hi honey I’ve woken with a corona bona and your not hear to play”

by Travisty43 April 17, 2020

Corona-bona

An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.

Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.

Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....

by rosssauce July 14, 2020

Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

CoronaBoner

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner

by Boxiss June 15, 2020

Coronaboner

The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.

A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.

Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.

by HazyJose May 4, 2020