cornmuffin 

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".

Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.

cornmuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

Cornmuffin 

To be gay or like men or the Village People and enjoy Daisy Duke jeans and washing cars.

You suck dick man ur a cornmuffin.

Cornmuffin by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

dixie corn muffin 

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

dixie corn muffin by d riggins June 20, 2008

coonmuffin 

Used as an insult to mad black people.

Black Guy:Dud i wil kill you nigger
Dude:What a coonmuffin.

coonmuffin by APFAMR February 2, 2015

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010