Corn-muffin

n attractive tourist from the Midwest.

Corn-muffin by Anonymous March 10, 2003

corn muffin 

Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"

corn muffin by Fanopolis May 29, 2004

corn muffin 

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.

"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."

corn muffin by arn8409 November 28, 2007

Corn Muffin 

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

Corn Muffin by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

corn muffin 

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

corn muffin by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Corn Muffin 

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin

My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out

Corn Muffin by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

corn muffin 

Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.

Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!

corn muffin by supercutekid November 19, 2011