coonmuffin

Used as an insult to mad black people.

Black Guy:Dud i wil kill you nigger
Dude:What a coonmuffin.

by APFAMR February 2, 2015

Loonmuffin

Noun; Someone who pertains to strangeness, stupidity or idiocy.

"UKIP are a bunch of loonmuffins"

"I've been a bit of a loonmuffin, I've lost my wallet"

by @jameswjacobs May 4, 2013

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

poonmuffin

a girls vagina when she is overly large and her vagina hangs over her underwear resembling a muffin

ew gross i bet that ones a poonmuffin!

by DOUG LEIKUM May 14, 2006

cornmuffin

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".

Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

coochmuffin

another word for vagina or cooter.

"I hit her right in the coochmuffin!"

by lalasmash May 10, 2008