Corkery
An Irish-Canadian family known for their intelligence, good looks, and competitive edge. Athletic prowess in most sports, including beer pong
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Jacob corkery
Jacob corkery by Dustyjews February 2, 2022
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Corkery • Jacob corkery • corker • cookery • cockery • Corkey • corkered • corker kickback • Corker turd • Corkey Cakes
the corker
The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.
the corker by angleddjango September 13, 2014
State Corker
The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake
"Why so late?"
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
State Corker by gregor_y July 20, 2009
Horse Cockery
A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
Horse Cockery by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011
corker
1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
corker by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003
Dane cookery
A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.
Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.
Dane cookery by sefos March 5, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026