Corkery

An Irish-Canadian family known for their intelligence, good looks, and competitive edge. Athletic prowess in most sports, including beer pong

‘Damn, Corkery got a date with her!”

by Arby’s March 6, 2018

Jacob corkery

Texts year 8s asking for pics

Oh no it’s Jacob corkery head down people

by Dustyjews February 2, 2022

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"

by angleddjango September 13, 2014

State Corker

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

by gregor_y July 20, 2009

Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

corker

1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.

1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.

by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011