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A large gasious beast with tendancies to chase ditchpigs (see ditchpigs). This creature should not be approached when intoxicated or at any time. Also see "common letch"
Dont look now ladies.. but here comes a corkey
Corkey by Andy April 22, 2004
The ugliest fuck in the whole world. He has 47207340972057059903753967 pimples and counting.

Some how he manages to be the biggest womanizer, getting a new girl ever other week because they feel sorry for how ugly he is.

He's mega retarded and mumbles constantly because he is tryna look cute.

He insists on wearing mega tight jeans even though they make him walk like he has a stick shoved up his ass.

Total emo faggot poser.
Girl 1: Ewww look at that Corkey. He's so ugly.
Girl 2: OMG, I went out with him last week... Why did i ever do that. Ewww.
Girl 3: Awwh I feel sorry for him.
Corkey: Hey!
Girls 1&2: GO AWAY PHAGG.
Corkey by PlayuhHatuuhh May 21, 2009

Corkey Cakes 

a male whos friends have been in contact with said man's parents and who will never live it down. The verbal form of the naked baby picture.
Ooooo look who it is, a little corkey cakes!
Corkey Cakes by corks mcgee November 7, 2011

the corkey 

Man with a nugget penis.
He had such a small cock, it was a nugget. He was the corkey!
the corkey by The Corkey June 2, 2015

Corey Woods 

Noun - Any forest, park, or woodlot where gay guys are known to meet up and make out in the bushes. Probably comes from the fact that Corey is an androgynous name (it can easily be a girl's name or a boy's name) or maybe from some peoples' outdated and mistaken impression that gay men are effeminate.
Guy #1 - "Let's just take a short cut through here!"

Guy #2 - "Hey, I'm STRAIGHT! - No way I'm going anywhere NEAR Corey Woods!!"
Corey Woods by MorphMaster79 January 13, 2013

Corey Woods 

A magical, mythical place - a wonderful Enchanted Forest for gay males, young & old. It's a place where the sheer joy of men hugging & kissing & boning each other takes precedence above all else. A true gay paradise, existing only in the minds of those select individuals who know about such things.
"I dreamed I went to Corey Woods last night. It's like a non-stop Pride Parade there, honey!"
Corey Woods by CubsFan4ever February 5, 2013
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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