Corkey

A bubbly fun person. Unique and goofy, has a spunk. Great person to laugh with and definitely the type to help you smile.

David is such a corkey fellow with the way he always fills the room with smiles.

by Dainty Junior March 20, 2019

Corkey

A large gasious beast with tendancies to chase ditchpigs (see ditchpigs). This creature should not be approached when intoxicated or at any time. Also see "common letch"

Dont look now ladies.. but here comes a corkey

by Andy April 22, 2004

Corkey

The ugliest fuck in the whole world. He has 47207340972057059903753967 pimples and counting.

Some how he manages to be the biggest womanizer, getting a new girl ever other week because they feel sorry for how ugly he is.

He's mega retarded and mumbles constantly because he is tryna look cute.

He insists on wearing mega tight jeans even though they make him walk like he has a stick shoved up his ass.

Total emo faggot poser.

Girl 1: Ewww look at that Corkey. He's so ugly.
Girl 2: OMG, I went out with him last week... Why did i ever do that. Ewww.
Girl 3: Awwh I feel sorry for him.
Corkey: Hey!
Girls 1&2: GO AWAY PHAGG.

by PlayuhHatuuhh May 21, 2009

Corkey Cakes

a male whos friends have been in contact with said man's parents and who will never live it down. The verbal form of the naked baby picture.

Ooooo look who it is, a little corkey cakes!

by corks mcgee November 7, 2011

the corkey

Man with a nugget penis.

He had such a small cock, it was a nugget. He was the corkey!

by The Corkey June 2, 2015

Corey Woods

Noun - Any forest, park, or woodlot where gay guys are known to meet up and make out in the bushes. Probably comes from the fact that Corey is an androgynous name (it can easily be a girl's name or a boy's name) or maybe from some peoples' outdated and mistaken impression that gay men are effeminate.

Guy #1 - "Let's just take a short cut through here!"

Guy #2 - "Hey, I'm STRAIGHT! - No way I'm going anywhere NEAR Corey Woods!!"

by MorphMaster79 January 13, 2013

Corey Woods

A magical, mythical place - a wonderful Enchanted Forest for gay males, young & old. It's a place where the sheer joy of men hugging & kissing & boning each other takes precedence above all else. A true gay paradise, existing only in the minds of those select individuals who know about such things.

"I dreamed I went to Corey Woods last night. It's like a non-stop Pride Parade there, honey!"

by CubsFan4ever February 5, 2013