Cookery

(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.

Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.

by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013

cookery

referring to a large number of individuals in the same place heavily and simultaneously under the influence of many illicit or legal recreational drugs (namely MDMA, alcohol, coke, etc.)

Hey why is everyone so cooked here? Man this is the cookery

by hellohi21 January 10, 2020

cookery

Feltching? Shrimping?

"I'm a gay 19/m. I like bondage, cookery, cut, domination, and leather"

by lillllll December 29, 2003

Cookery

When someone is displaying immense craft and skill in any activity, they are using cookery. Cookery requires a great sense of style and boss-ness with what you are cooking up. Cookery also attracts a fuck ton of attention from others who observe.

Bro, did you see the way my man rapped those 3 on 3s so damn fast!!? Thats a special type of cookery he's using right there on the mic.

by SupaHotDefinitioner February 21, 2025

Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

by RFXR October 30, 2018

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012