corker

1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.

1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.

by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

corker

top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.

that joke was a corker......

by Jay J July 13, 2006

corker

Irish

Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

Simliar to "You're a trip"

Not necessarily bad, though not good either.

You're a corker <insert name here>.

by The Gord April 01, 2005

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

by indybob April 09, 2009

corker

Someone with an extreme sense of humor.

That dude is a real funny Corker.

by Dave M May 04, 2004

corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009

corker

it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.

the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.

by Phil McCrank May 24, 2005