Corkeh 

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

Corkeh by Elbonio May 26, 2004

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"

the corker by angleddjango September 13, 2014

Corkese 

A variant of mixture of dialects composed of "Crap" and "gee I'm too lazy to find that key",used to convey information that means nothing and oft has sexual overtones with a Oedipus twist.

Whilst appearing in the mid nineties, it has been rumored that a large balding individual who apparently was reminiscent of the the cartoon book guy from the Simpsons, actually created it to communicate with people of a similar interest. Unable to find links to the popular German sites that involved "Fisting", "Bukkake", and parental sexual involvement, the individual stumbled into a small motorcycle site (see - Machines of death) in Australia.

The ramblings begun the dialect and although directly conveying little meaning to most discussions the translations of the communiques caused much mirth, and as such the truncated and garbled fashion of typing was
slowly migrated into another format, (see - SMSing, Texting of crap).

Reference material -

@WAR forums - 1992 onwards
Playschool - Forming words.
West Australian goverment - any session, post 1990.

Corkese:
Est. 2009, "eheh got any hands free time at the mo"
Est. 2008, "oh yeah i felt like santa clause at the end , fark i'd even emptied my sack "
Est. 2007, "i dont mind , tho as im going beed heading south next weekend prolly like to keep it nor"
Est. 2006,"actually i think i could have paid every mdh bill ever which the the money from the depriciateninja :-) "
Est. 2005,"fudge-packing mincing nancy boy excess"
Est. 2004,"wots a geetar ?????? "doof doof doof" ;-) "

Corkese by bttlmstr June 16, 2009

cokeheadish

girls batting their eyelids to get a line of coke are said to be behaving 'cokeheadishly', as opposed to coquettishly!

Paris Hilton was described as 'cokeheadish' when she smiled sweetly at the policeman who arrested her in Las Vegas.

cokeheadish by marlon_brankovic August 28, 2010

State Corker 

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

State Corker by gregor_y July 20, 2009

Cookeh 

A cookie that's not quite a cookie but rather, has an internet spin on it. Usually picture as baked, warm and full of chocolate chips.

*In an Internet Chatroom*
Person 1: Hey, got any cookies?
Person 2: Any what?
Person 1: My bad, cookehs
Person 2: Oh, that's what you meant. Ya I'm taking them out of the oven right now!

Cookeh by Andrew_Woodstock September 29, 2013

corkectomy 

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

corkectomy by Lonya August 3, 2007