Cookeh 

A cookie that's not quite a cookie but rather, has an internet spin on it. Usually picture as baked, warm and full of chocolate chips.

*In an Internet Chatroom*
Person 1: Hey, got any cookies?
Person 2: Any what?
Person 1: My bad, cookehs
Person 2: Oh, that's what you meant. Ya I'm taking them out of the oven right now!

Cookeh by Andrew_Woodstock September 29, 2013

Cookeh Eh 

One of the best minecraft pvp sweats, with the ability to icy bridge and snowball combo his enemies, Cookeh is truly one of the best bedrock edition players & you should realize that you're dog water compared to him.

Cookeh eh would roll you in a skywars match on the hive

Cookeh Eh by Cookeh September 15, 2022

Cookeh 24k 

One of the best Minecraft Bedrock edition players, behind ingnacioblade. Cookeh averages a 9-10 Cps count.
Cookeh uses icy bridging alot to rush players in treasure wars or sky wars on The Hive.

Person 1: Have you faught Cookeh 24k in minecraft
Person 2: No, is he good
Person 1: He would toss like a salad.

Cookeh 24k by Cookeh September 17, 2022

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

Orange County Cooker by RFXR October 30, 2018

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Cooked cunt 

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Chokehold

To be enraptured or caught up in someone, a thing, situation or a story.

“Omg! This new show on Netflix got me in a chokehold!”

“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!

Chokehold by HappyLatchkey October 3, 2022