Corker

Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.

It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.

A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.

by Slogre May 16, 2021

Corker

A type of bowel movement; after strenuously attempting to deficate a single hard poo, the cork, explosively escapes and allows gas and a slurry of feces to follow.

Been trying to shit for the past 3 days, finally went earlier today and I've gotta say - it was a corker.

by NoMoore January 23, 2017

Corker

Anything that’s said or done that makes people think ya a mad dog usually delivered by NJ

Nath just can’t help himself stop produdicing these corkers

by Ts10 November 19, 2021

Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

by Loopt March 04, 2017

Corker

Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.

"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."

by PoopedOn April 11, 2009

Corker

A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob

Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker

by mig the awesome October 29, 2012

Corker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.

Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.

by Kap One June 28, 2007