Cordness 

When there's so many cords everywhere, it's madness.

Man, why's there so many cords in this car, it's cordness!

What are you doing with all this stuff man, look at all this cordness!

Cordness by CallMeFattyy March 22, 2016

Cordless Screwdriver 

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

Cordless Screwdriver by Gearls December 20, 2008

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

cordless tool by Broha January 6, 2009

cordless soup 

Soup that can be taken anywhere and every where, enabling the freedom of soup all round the world.

Grandad: These kids these days! the cheek, they dont appreciate the technology of cordless soup these days.

cordless soup by Farel July 7, 2005

cordless bungee jumping

Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."

Gamer 1: Go commit scooter ankle
Gamer2: Go commit cordless bungee jumping
Gamer 1: *Explodes*

cordless bungee jumping by BoredSchoolKid September 6, 2019

cordless hammer drill 

a power tool that, according to amazingphil and daniel howell, makes you a man

Dan: Is it fun being a man now?
Phil: Yeah, especially now that I've got my cordless hammer drill
Dan: So manly

cordless hammer drill by cory19 December 15, 2020

codness 

feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness

I have been diagnosed with severe codness

codness by SophTK January 15, 2021