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Seed Spreader

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.
Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.
Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Women Crazy

When a girl is not really crazy, just average crazy like all women.
I really think Becky is Crazy, and I don't mean just Women Crazy. That bitch is psycho crazy.
by Gearls January 7, 2009
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Hot as Fish Grease

To be extremely pissed off. Mad, Mad, Mad.
My girlfriend was as Hot as Fish grease when she walked in the bar and saw that young girl on my lap.
by Gearls January 5, 2009
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